All I want for my Birthday

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Hola Hola
I know that I deserve cane for being a very terrible blogger. It’s laziness. Forgive me guys. Biko. Ejo. Please. Remember that the bible says we should forgive if we want our sins to be forgiven.
Today I bring you new, exciting gist. I’m adding a new year to my life this year, August 13th precisely. So I thought I would write a birthday wish list here, so that God can touch your hearts to buy me the right gifts. All these my friends by mouth, this is one of the true tests of our friendship o. Here we go:

1. MONEY… Plenty of it.
NB: If you can’t afford this gift, please view other options.

2. New weave: Please someone should help me abeg. If you follow me on instagram, you would have noticed that my hairstyle is almost always the same. It’s not good for my image na. Help me. Buy me a few bundles of hair biko. Hair can be gotten from @mizwanneka . Thanks so much. If it’s not convenient for you to buy it for me, you can send me the money. I will buy it by myself.

3. New phone: Those of you who know me well know about my MALATA. Please help me change my situation. I’d accept a Samsung S6 or an Iphone 6 and above. Even UK used, I will collect. Beggar no get choice. Phone can be ordered from @canoonstore . You can still just send me the money if you want sha.

4. An actual party: I can’t remember the last time I had an actual birthday party. It doesn’t have to be the biggest party in Lagos. Yin Yang express can host a party of 10-15 people and it’s not even expensive. If you want to help me, let me know so I can send my account number. Thank you.

5.

Maybelline Foundation

Maybelline Foundation


Foundation: You see how desperate this list is? 😂. But this one is very important. How will I take slay pictures for you people without foundation? Kolewerk na. So I need it. Help me. You can buy me Maybelline or something that is better sef. Ese gaan

6. And concealer too.

7. Customers: This one all of you can do. Everybody is benefitting o. You buy from me, you slay in your accessories. I am going to write a post about my new business soon. So you people should get your money ready.

8.

Ivy Barber Slides

Ivy Barber Slides

Gafa Sandals

Gafa Sandals


Slides from Gafa sandals or Ivy Barber: I got a few pairs earlier in the year. But I’m loving their new designs and I want them in my life. Please help me. You can order for either of them on instagram: @ivy_barberng and @gafasandals

Extra: Subscribe to my blog and comment. This one is compulsory o. Ahnn. You will read blog post finish, you will still be selfish and refuse to share your opinion. It’s not good na. Fear God.

NB: Please ehnn, if you can’t afford anything from 2-8 or you can afford half, just opt for option 1. It’s just more convenient for all of us.

God bless you people as you touch my life. If you even want me to dedicate a blog post to you, I will. Just help my life and make my birthday memorable.
Xoxo.

Another NB: If I forgot anything and I remember later, I will come back and write it. So this might not be all.

Final Xoxo

Jacinta Amune

Me Currently #3

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Heii God… My hosting plan will soon expire and I have written only one post this year. So since I am too broke to just be wasting my money anyhow, I’m going to write one post each day till it expires. Hehehe.
It’s update time again. For all of you who don’t ask for me, I’ll still let you know what I have been up to sha. You’re welcome.

Happy about: My new baby girl lifestyle. School has been on vacation since and I’m just here, in the Peninsula enjoying myself. Sitting at home, with no power outage and Wi-fi. What more can I ask for?

Wearing: My night wear because it’s 4am and I will still sleep back after this post.

Reading: Information System and Data Communications. Urghh. It’s not a fun book o. It’s for school.

In need of: Money. Ejo, somebody should help me. Baby girl without plenty cash, is that one baby girl?
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Jacinta Amune

Dear Nigerian Business Owners

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I know I haven’t written a while but permit me to resume blogging with a very angry rant.
So in the last month, I have been Team buy Nigerian. Buying things from different Nigerian brands despite how pricey these things are.
Now if you own a business, hear me and hear me well. Half of you, your customer service is -100. You want people to patronize you and instead of you to make the experience worthwhile, you will give your head to the witches in your village to play ball with and then start feeling very indispensable with yourselves. (more…)

Jacinta Amune

Prenup in Nigeria

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Hey hey…
What happening? The year has already finished now now and it was only like yesterday it started. All of you that wrote new year resolutions, I hope you were faithful to it o, because we cannot have another wasted ‘New year, new me’ story.

So I was watching a Nigerian movie (yes, I am very patriotic) recently, and a guy was insisting that his bride to be has to sign a prenup. In my head I’m like ‘Akuko. Will this one work in Nigeria?’ So I decided to bring it before your table to hear what you have to say about it. (more…)

Jacinta Amune

Are You Dating By Faith?

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Hey Guys,
Who missed me? I know all of you just look at me like one unserious person, but I am not playing round o. It’s not easy to combine everything together. But we’re trying to manage.
So Christmas holidays are here and I decided to come and spend it here. You people know how much I love Christmas already. We’ll soon start singing ‘we wish you a merry Christmas…’. Before I deviate, lemme say what brought me here.
So I was watching Jenifa’s Diary recently and there was this episode where Jenifa thought she was dating a guy because he was being super nice and giving her attention. Only for her to find out that the guy was married and she was really devastated. So my cousin kept insisting that it wasn’t nice for the guy to make her feel like his girlfriend. I’m like ‘the guy didn’t open his mouth and ask her out. She just assumed she was his girlfriend’. That is to say that only her was in the relationship by herself for herself. (more…)

Jacinta Amune

Chief Bridesmaid… Naija Style

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Greetings people of God. How is your week going? Any new things? You people should be keeping me informed about you na. I am the only one who keeps talking and talking. But oh well, na me give myself work.
Today, I am going to be giving you first hand tips on the chief bridesmaid duty at a Nigerian wedding. Read and learn. (more…)

Jacinta Amune

I’m Getting Married #2

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Hey lovelies. Howz you? Hope your week is going well o. So last week, I started giving you people sweet gist about my wedding and you people were saying that I need an oil money husband. So please o, if you know any single guy that owns an oil block kindly refer me abeg. If you own an oil block, my IG dm is open for sliding. (more…)

Jacinta Amune

I’m getting Married

Hellur… Ez your girl again. How’s you?
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I’m sure you people know that I am a great planner and I like to think ahead. Since my sister got married recently, I have been wondering how my own will be. So I have taken it upon myself to plan my own wedding down. So that my wedding planner won’t have too much wahala when the time comes.
PS: All the vendors listed are the ones in vogue now. It might be you when the time comes. You never know. So here it goes… (more…)

Jacinta Amune

Me Currently #2

Heyo boys and girls
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Happy new month in advance. This year is running to fast o. Ez it not only yesterday i told you happy new year?? We have entered June just like that. Oga o. I know you people have missed me so much, so let me just tell you about all my musings in the last month

Happy about: Our new fan… Because the way this weather is set up… (more…)

Jacinta Amune

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