Who missed me? I know all of you just look at me like one unserious person, but I am not playing round o. It’s not easy to combine everything together. But we’re trying to manage.
So Christmas holidays are here and I decided to come and spend it here. You people know how much I love Christmas already. We’ll soon start singing ‘we wish you a merry Christmas…’. Before I deviate, lemme say what brought me here.
So I was watching Jenifa’s Diary recently and there was this episode where Jenifa thought she was dating a guy because he was being super nice and giving her attention. Only for her to find out that the guy was married and she was really devastated. So my cousin kept insisting that it wasn’t nice for the guy to make her feel like his girlfriend. I’m like ‘the guy didn’t open his mouth and ask her out. She just assumed she was his girlfriend’. That is to say that only her was in the relationship by herself for herself.
Many of you think you are dating someone because they say they like you or that’s what it looks like. You don enter one chance o. Do you know how many times I have heard ‘I like you’? If na by that one, I for don get like fifty boyfriends already. A relationship is more like an agreement between two people. Only you can’t be agreeing with yourself na. Person no ask you out, you are now calling yourself bae. This is why we have many side chicks flying round. Lots of people are in a relationship by faith.
Aunty/uncle, wait for him/her to clearly define your relationship. Before you go about claiming him/her. People are super smart and they know these things. The day you catch them in a compromising situation, they will now say, ‘Ahhn, are we dating?’ Then you will now go to Twitter and be making noise like ekpan fly, lamenting about how useless all the men/women in the world are, meanwhile na you go find trouble.
Don’t get me wrong o, I know some of you will claim to have the best relationships even though you were not properly asked out. All I am saying is, the heart of a human being is desperately wicked, your bae can still pull this card on you. Just be careful sha. You might call me old-fashioned, but I certainly like these kind of things being properly spelt out. Saves us all a lot of stress.
That’s all the noise I want to make today. I’m sure you missed me a lot, so I’ll just drop my latest pictures to remind y’all that I’m still a drop dead gorgeous diva. Don’t forget to comment and tell me what you think and subscribe too. It would mean a lot to me. 😘😘